Sketch – Joy and fun Hello everyone, the Mombasa- Nairobi Railway in Africa, built by China, will open to traffic tomorrow. I am Zheng Kai from the training center. The Kenyan flight attendants trained by me are on duty for the first time. I invite them to make their debut. Everyone thinks they are beautiful. (Audience: Pretty) Come on, say hello to everyone . Have you eaten yet? Oh my god ! You’re being polite, you’re being polite. Who is being polite to you? I said that your Chinese level has really improved by leaps and bounds recently. Teacher, our Chinese level has passed the fourth and sixth levels. In Chinese, it is the year of the dog and the duck is quacking. This must be taught by your technician Liu, right! Hey, I still have a small surprise to tell you. Today is the wedding day of Technician Liu and I. My uncle will fly over from China right away to preside over our wedding. When the time comes, everyone will come together, okay? Okay, girls, flight attendant etiquette is very important .
Practice it a few more times before getting on the bus. Yes! Hey, my dear Kari, why did you come here? It’s all because my mother dragged me to go on a blind date. Why didn’t you go on a blind date today? My mother said that she became a flight attendant on the Mombasa-Nairobi Railway, and her status is different. It’s too beautiful to marry a rich man Handsome, in this life, I won. Oh, this African old lady, how can she look like a domestic mother-in-law? Teacher, I am only 18 years old, and I don’t want to get married so early.
I want to work for a while and then go to China to study. Cary, I understand you, and I support you Teacher Karui, my mother is here, you need to help me (male), how can I help you. (Female) You can say what I say later, no problem Kari (Male) Hello. (Mother) Who is this? (Female) This is the teacher of our training center (Mother) Oh (Male) Oh, you are so enthusiastic (Mother) The teacher gave you fruit Teacher (Mother) Cary praised you every day at home (Mother) said you are so handsome. (Male) Haha, thank you (Mother) I saw you today and I was really dumbfounded. Teacher, I came here to ask for a leave of absence for Kari. I want to take her on a blind date. Can the date of the blind date be changed? The date of the blind date cannot be changed. (Male) Why? Today is a happy day. I checked the almanac. Africa also has an almanac. (Mother) Yes, the African almanac, very yellow and ready. Kari is leaving, leaving with my mother. Mom, let me tell you what is on my mind. I already have a sweetheart. What? Do you have a crush? (Male/Female) Yes (Mother) Which country is he from? (Male/Female) Chinese (Mother) Haha, is it pretty? (Male/Female) So handsome (Mother) Oh, where is he? (Male/Female) Here (Mother) My good son-in-law.
(Male) Oh my god , I changed my words so quickly and I didn’t bring a change fee. My son, let’s take a photo . Okay. (monkey screaming) (mother) I’m so dazed, I’m so excited! I want to tell this good news to all our relatives and friends. (Male) Uh, no no (Male) Auntie…you. (female) It’s broken, teacher, my mother knows it, and the whole of Africa knows it (male) Kari, I’m getting married soon (male) I’m going to be the groom’s official. (Female) How about, teacher, you can be a sharing groom for me (Male) Haha, can this thing be shared? (female) What a big deal (male) This is a big deal. My uncle will be here soon (Male) He is the biggest narrow-minded man in all of China (Female) It’s okay, he will grow up if he stretches (Male) Oh my god. (Mother) Hey, Mom is here. (Mother) You like to be called Mom. (Male) It’s okay. (Mother) I’ve always wanted to have a Chinese son-in-law. (Mother) got my wish. Today is a good day (Mother) Let’s get married (Male) Ah, this is too big a deal.
(Mother) Don’t you have an adult in your family for such a big thing? (Male) Well, I don’t have one in my family (Uncle Brother) Yes! coming! (Male) This is a custom (Uncle Brother) Brother-in-law! (Male) Uncle , why did you come at such a good time? I came at the right time. Look, I took an African shared bicycle as soon as I got off the plane.
Let me tell you, you and my sister have postponed their wedding 3 times. It’s outrageous It’s not that I’m narrow-minded, I will know whether my sister will marry or not? (Male) Marry! You startled my bike, my luggage, my luggage! (Male) He sent you to the hotel. What a miraculous Madam? To my sister (Female) Your sister? (Female) Big brother, sister, who did the makeup for you ? Why are you so down-to-earth? (Male) Wait, wait, this is our company’s flight attendant, she is my bridesmaid Oh, who is this? (Male) Let me introduce you. This is Little Eyes. What did he call me? He called you boy boy Oh that’s right! Auntie This is my uncle (female) Uncle what is it (swear words) Uncle he is not.
. . he is. . . Uncle is the parent in China, which means I am Kari’s parent and I am Zheng Kai’s parent (female), then we are a family, hello, hello, why do I feel that we have become a family with him since then ? Yes, big brother Zhong The non-people’s family is pro- African sister can talk Zheng Kai, I’m here and I’ll make arrangements for the marriage. Time is running out, let’s hurry up and rehearse the process of the marriage.
The process is still rehearsal (Brother Uncle) It’s safe, you come to your groom, I’ll replace my sister You replace what sister here it is. . . Hey, it’s okay (male) no (female pushing shoulders) okay! I have wronged your girl. What is wronged? This is what she should do. To the people of Central and African countries, come and take the time to rehearse the first bride and groom . who? (male/female) I chase her/him no (male/female) he chases me no (male/female) I chase me Is there someone who chases me Chase yourself Happy Year of the Dog! Process Next process (Mom) Don’t flow over Who is chasing whom? It is the Mombasa-Nairobi Railway that connects us together! Well said, since the Mombasa-Nairobi Railway is the matchmaker, you should cherish the fate, husband and wife, love, and raise your eyebrows. If you give birth to a big white and fat boy, it may not be necessarily a big black and fat boy.
Auntie, I understand how you feel, but he and my sister can only have a big, white, fat and black boy. Fat boy, let’s have twins! That’s it, the two of us, the two of us, the two of us, the two of us are one family! My god , Zheng Kai, what do I think is wrong? Process, process, OK, come on, go to the next process. Husband and wife worship each other, stand face to face, bow, and never regret it for the rest of your life. Bride and groom, mouth to mouth (mother), mouth to mouth. Encourage everyone, give me a kiss. . . Oh, little sister, big brother, you are here, brother, what are they doing? Isn’t this going through the process? You came just in time, this is your business, come, come, stand up, stand up, stand up, the last item, the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, okay (Mom) wait a minute The two were busy for a long time, why did the two of them enter the bridal chamber? Auntie, thank you both for your help. Today is the two of them getting married.
No, you got it wrong. Today is the two of them getting married (big brother-in-law) It’s the two of them getting married (mother) The two of them are getting married (big brother-in-law) The two of them are getting married and so on meeting! Good guy, two brides, one groom, Zheng Kai, you have a lot of good luck, can I praise you? (Mom) Don’t touch my son-in-law! I will too, what else can you do? I don’t know as much as a monkey, you can’t handle Aunt Monkey, why are you still protecting him, haven’t you seen it yet? He’s on two boats, Zheng Kai, what’s going on with you? (Male) Kari! ! Just tell the truth, Kari, what the hell is going on? mom! Let me tell you the truth, did I just lie to you (mom) to lie to mother? I asked the teacher to pretend to be my sweetheart so you wouldn’t force me to go on a blind date (Mom) Why did you lie to Mommy Mom I don’t want to get married so early I’m going to study in China I want to be like the Chinese roll up your sleeves and work hard! Let people all over the world praise Kari.
Why didn’t you tell mom earlier? I’m afraid you won’t agree (Mom). We built the railway and raised my little Kari so well. I love Chinese people, I love Chinese aunts, don’t you just want a Chinese son-in-law? Simply wait for me to find him a No according to my appearance when I get home , don’t be careful, he’s just a boy with a white face ! Auntie, this is not appropriate (Mom) Is it a meaning, everyone, today is a happy day, let’s sing and dance, let’s hope that China-Africa friendship will be as strong as possible and create new achievements in the future.
Thank you!.
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